Raccoon Guard [BSS01 - BSS01-063]

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Condition Near Mint

Language English

Printing Holofoil

Quantity

Rarity: Common
Number: BSS01-063
Card Type: Spirit
Color: White
Spirit Type: Machine Beast
Cost: 3
Reduction Symbols: 2
LV I Cost: 1
LV I BP: 3000
LV II BP: 5000
LV II Cost: 2
Symbols: 1
Flavor Text: Take care when telling jokes around Machine Beasts. Although they love a good laugh, they will first thoroughly analyze your attempt at humor to determine whether it is satire, wordplay, self-deprecation, or some combination thereof. This could easily take three minutes. And trust me, there is no hell like having the brilliance of your own joke explained to you afterwards.

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